Bradley Hartmann is El Presidente of Red Angle (www.redanglespanish.com), a Spanish language training firm focused exclusively on the construcción industry. Hartmann has been successful improving Safety, Productivity and Profitability by speaking Spanish on the jobsite. Hartmann lived in Guadalajara, México during his undergraduate studies and later earned his MBA. Hartmann also teaches Construction Spanish at Purdue University’s Building Construction Management Program. He has authored 2 books - Spanish Twins: Start Speaking Spanish on the Construction Site with Words You Already Know and Safety Spanish: Simple Spanish Skills for Solving Safety Problems. Hartmann would love to hear your thoughts digitally at firstname.lastname@example.org or verbally at 630.234.7321.
We were winning by several touchdowns when I got the nod. “Just hand the ball off, stay in bounds, & keep the clock running...”
Those were my instructions as I entered my first college football game. My coach’s hand continued to grip my facemask as the rest of my body began towards the huddle.
He just stared at me, lips pursed.
“Yeth thir.” I mumbled through my mouthguard.
Coach then barked the play.
It was basic.
As the quarterback, the steps were simple.
- Pat the center’s rear letting him know I was there…
- Few meaningless phrases (Black 88! Blaaaaaack 88!)…
- Take the snap & open to my left…
- Secure handoff to the Running Back...
- A few more steps punctuated by a tall pose…
- And then watch...
These are the types of plays you can run with 8 year-olds.
The 34 Dive is a play that is virtually unscrewupable.
It almost cannot be screwed up.
With a crowd of over 10,000 watching, I approached the line of scrimmage and did my yelling thing.
The ball was snapped.
I extended my left arm.
And then… Nothing.
And no one.
No one was there.
I was alone in the backfield.
Large angry men - the ones losing by several touchdowns - smelled blood.
I spied a corner and bolted.
But the problem is for slow guys like me, there is often no edge when you get there.
I ran East & West for 35 yards and gained one.
I was tackled hard and landed out... of... bounds.
On our sideline.
The clock stopped.
Coach immediately seized my facemask and lifted me off my back.
He didn’t say anything, but the veins in his forehead indicated he was dissatisfied with my 34 dive.
GameSpeed is much faster than practice speed.
It’s tough to simulate GameSpeed in practice.
When I snapped that ball, the running back took off like the sprinter he was.
I did my normal speed.
I handed the ball of thousands of time in my career. I was a Malcolm Gladwellian expert in handoffs - over 10,000 handoffs and counting. But never at Division I-AA GameSpeed.
GameSpeed applies when speaking Spanish on the job too. It’s one thing to memorize a bunch of Safety Spanish terms. It’s something else entirely when you yell them at Chava while he’s driving a bobcat.
Here are 3 easy ways to prepare for GameSpeed Spanish:
UNO :: Listen to Spanish Radio for 2 Minutes everyday.
Just 2 minutes.
I recommend doing this in the car on the way to work.
Find a Spanish radio station that isn’t playing music.
(Yes - it probably sounds like polka. We’ll discuss that luego.)
Commercials are great.
Morning talk shows are ever better, but more challenging.
Set your clock for 2 minutes and just listen.
Don’t try to keep up with every word, just listen.
Sense the tempo, the ups and downs of the language.
If you get a morning talk show, be prepared for the annoying laugh track.
Fight through that.
It’s only 2 minutes.
After a few weeks of this, the commercials will slow down and you’ll be able to pick out key phrases.
Dos: Buy ¿Dónde están los ladrones? by Shakira.
Yes - the actual CD, so you can read the lyrics.
Regardless of your thoughts on Shakira, you’ll like this CD.
It’s really good.
Listen to one song a day while reading the lyrics.
Start with Track 5 Inevitable.
Inevitable is a Spanish Twin meaning... Inevitable.
Tres: Watch a morning show en Español.
They are built just like Good Morning America or Today, but there’s more laughing and a lot more cleavage.
In the morning, I turn on ¡Despierta América! (Wake up America) and then I switch to ESPN’s SportsCenter.
When ESPN goes to commercial, I hit “last” on my remote control and watch 2-3 minutes of ¡Despierta América!
If it gets annoying or hurts your brain… switch back.
Repeated exposure will help prepare you mentally for the quickened pace of the Spanish language.
Try these out this week.
Start with very small amounts of time - as little as 60 seconds - and try to make this a habit during your drive (radio) to work or during commercials in your favorite TV shows.
These are simple ways to prepare for GameSpeed. No matter what happens, feel confident knowing GameSpeed won’t make you look like a jackass in front of 10,000 people.